I stumbled across this article this morning and laughed, laughed, laughed.
As someone who has struggled, and on some levels, CONTINUES to struggle with relationships, this is handy advice.
My personal favorites (which come from a his and her perspective...):
3. Your friends refer to you as Biggie and Tupac
9. You're making it work for the sake of her stuffed animals
10. He's stopped flipping over his grandmother's portrait before having sex.
19. She keeps accidentally stabbing you. (My favorite!)
32. You role play as "guy with a reason to live" and "girl who doesn't cry after sex."
37. At your high school reunion, you introduce him as "the reason I'm on Paxil..."
38. Your respective Christmas stockings say "Shrew" and "Let's end this charade, Doug."
56. She makes vague, ominous comments like, "I'm leaving for my sister's house on Tuesday and never coming back."
64. Although not a special occasion, sometimes you just call to whisper, "You've stolen my youth."
72. Even your mutual orgasms have become sarcastic.
96. At your last Tupperware party you asked if there was a container large enough to hold your regrets.
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